Flamingos Criticizing
“I could eat shrimp all day and look like that too, but it’s called self-esteem.”
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Picky Duck Refuses Free Bread
“I ain’t trifling with no stale ass bread.”
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Scary Flight
Fuuuuuuuck, I should have taken that fifth Xanax. Thank God I crushed an Ambien into my whiskey flask.
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