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Posh Vulture
Pardon me, old boy, but I believe the butthole you’re eating is minesown.
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Nasty Gorilla
Could you please stop eating your shit, puking it up into your hand, then eating it again?
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Scary Flight
Fuuuuuuuck, I should have taken that fifth Xanax. Thank God I crushed an Ambien into my whiskey flask.
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Bad Horn Day
“Oh my God! Susan got a perm”
“It’s the humidity!”
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Eloquent Rhinoceros
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
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Hipster Horseys
“He’s a freelance sound engineer”
“Eww, poor, gross”
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Gator Glasses
Where’d you get them indoor/outdoor glasses at?
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Tight Pants
These pants are so tight, my bulge won’t even bulge
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Love Note
I have missed you
p.s. It took me ten minutes to type this
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Doggie searching for meaning
Are you there Moose? It’s me, Earthquake.
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Nice Hippo Needs New Friends
“She’s great”
“What are we talking here, size-wise?”
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